Just to set up the scene - wife (me) is upset about something and husband (him) just thinks she needs to make a decision and move on already. Typical guy.
Husband is sitting in the back room reading a newspaper...
Me: I don't know. I can't decide. I mean on the one hand, it's not that important, but on the other...
Him: (looks up from paper but just barely and cuts me off) Take off your panties.
Me: (eyes widening, mood completely shifted) Huh?
Him: Take off your panties.
Me: OK. (slides off panties - happy with warm days as I can wear skirts and dresses again). What should I do with them?
Him: Put them in your pocket. (Attention half on me, half on paper...)
Me: OK. What now?
Him: (glances up like he forgot I was there). Anticipate.
At this point, he grins and turns the page. I glare but it's worked. I'm anticipating instead of whining...
16 comments:
What an intelligent husband you have, to accomplish so much with so little effect. I love it.
I love this! That is all.
I love this! <3
Cute story! Sounds like it was effective!
D is for distraction, and what a clever one that was!
s is for surprise, and how well this worked out!
s is for surprise, and how well this worked out!
Sounds like he's got your number :-D
love moments like these
Mmmmmm. Deliciously naughty. Very sexy!!?
Very sexy............
Does your husband have a brother? *sigh*
Good man:)
Oh my Lord, Natasha! That was hot!
Your husband is THE MAN!
I LOVE this anecdote, Natasha! You are one lucky woman. And you need to post the sequel to this. ;-)
Wow, love this! Clever husband :)
Hugs
Roz
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